Two call center agents on lunch break.

Agent 1: Grabeh na man sad na sila mo-reprimand ug agent oi!

Agent 2: Lagi! Ipaagi pa jud sa laing tawo ang kasaba! Binata kaayo nga style!

Agent 1: Dili man ta mga kinder oi! If they need to tell us something, there really is no need to beat around the BASH!