Outside Da Vinci’s Pizza at Asiatown I.T. Park, Lahug, Cebu City.
Guy 1: Naa kuno kay ka-blind date pag Wednesday?
Guy 2: Kay*ta! Kinsay ga-storya nimo?
Guy 1: Si Leo, nakit-an daw ka niya sa BTC. Gwapa kuno imo kuyog.
Guy 2: F*cking Shit, bai, mao lagi pero gi-atay na lang oi, dili na siguro ko mo-usab kuyog atu niya!
Guy 1: Ha? Ngano man?
Guy 2: L*cheng yawa! Bastos kaayo manulti oi! Wa ko ka-uyon!
Himantayon: A True Story
chronicles the limits of our humanity -- in pure, unadulterated Cebuano. We don't mean to eavesdrop, but some people are just too darned loud. Bato-bato sa langit, ang maigo, ayaw'g ka-panic!
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