Not so Holy Week…
While on vacation in one of Cebu’s provinces, a couple of kids taunts a group of gay guys, screaming: “Bayot, Bayot!”
Designer: “Tawga unya pa-ari-a inyong mga amahan kay akong tilawan!”
Not quite finished…
Designer: “Kung mobalik to sila ugma, siyagiti: ‘Bahala’g bayot, basta inyong mga amahan akong gilub*t!”
Nadunggan ni Jules
Overheard in an elevator in Manila.
Girl 1: “Ano ba talaga ang correct pronunciation, confirmed or confeermed?”
Girl 2: “Ano ka ba, magkaiba yun! Confirmed, kapag ok pa lang. Confeeremed kapag sure na sure na.”
Nadunggan ni Jules
In a youth gathering:
Guy 1: (catching his breath) Hahahaha! du^! Ay na sig katawa du^! Di na ko kaginhawa du! Hahaha!
Guy 2: Gi lang du^! Tagaan lang tikag mouth to mouth breath!
Guy 1: HAHAHA! Bogo! Unsay mouth to mouth breath? Mouth to mouth RECITATION na oi!
Nadunggan ni gladyth.
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