Somewhere in Gorordo…
Girl 1: Ayaw nalang uli To! Diri lang sa ta!
Toto: Kinahanglan nako muuli kay magtrabaho pa ko.
Girl 1: Diri lang diay ka magtrabaho, naa bitaw ka’y laptop.
Toto: Unya, internet?
Girl 1: Diri lagi! BOARDBAND dsl man ni sila!
Two call center agents on lunch break.
Agent 1: Grabeh na man sad na sila mo-reprimand ug agent oi!
Agent 2: Lagi! Ipaagi pa jud sa laing tawo ang kasaba! Binata kaayo nga style!
Agent 1: Dili man ta mga kinder oi! If they need to tell us something, there really is no need to beat around the BASH!
chronicles the limits of our humanity -- in pure, unadulterated Cebuano. We don't mean to eavesdrop, but some people are just too darned loud. Bato-bato sa langit, ang maigo, ayaw'g ka-panic!
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