Thrillaaaaaah!

At the height of the house remix of “Man in the Mirror” by Michael Jackson, a friend sings at the top of his lungs in the now defunct Mango Square:

Friend: “Ganahan kay ko aron!!! (singing) I’m starting with the man from Manila…”


Nadunggan ni Jules

Chueshe

Akong yaya, samtang nanglaba, nakig-tigi ni Tiffany sa pagkanta ug “All This Time.”

Yaya: “All this time, all along I’ve no regrets. Chusam chusam, chusam chusey…”


Nadunggan ni Jules

Mix and Match

PLDT Business Center, Mabolo, Cebu City

Customer Service: Sir, ok ra na sir. Wa ra’y problema imo incoming calls bisan ug wala kay load sa imo phone.

Male Customer: Pero ang mga outcoming calls?

Say That Again?

Traffic enforcer to a jeepney driver, Eskina Cabancalan, near Nasipit, Talamban, Cebu.

Traffic enforcer: Lisensya palihug. Sir, nganong nihunong man ka diri nga No Stopping man ni diri? Kahibaw ba ka nga AGAINST DA VIOLATION na ang imong gibuhat?

Himantayon: A True Story

chronicles the limits of our humanity -- in pure, unadulterated Cebuano. We don't mean to eavesdrop, but some people are just too darned loud. Bato-bato sa langit, ang maigo, ayaw'g ka-panic!

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