C24, Sunday, May 20, 2007, 3:00 am.

Sosy nga teenager, nagyaw-yaw.

Teenager: Asa man ta manglingkod oi nga daghan man kaayo ta? Unsa ato seating arrangement? ALPHABETIC order!?

Nadunggan ni FubarGenre

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Usa ka grupo sa nursing students nga nagduty sa Sitio Aroma, Subangdako, Mandaue City, nangaon sa Jollibee Makro nagdiskusyon sa ilang mga gibati nga kalagot sa usag-usa. Ala “battle of the sexes.”

Boy 1: Wala mana namo gituyo bai. Don’t be a small brain.

Girl 1: Naaah. Wala kuno gituyo nga pirmi naman gud.

Boy 2: Ing-ani na bai… (tries to explain then suddenly Girl 2 butts in)

Girl 2: Dili jud! (namundak sa lamisa) Dili jud! Kamo mga boys wala jud mo kabalo that we feel FAIN!!!

Nadunggan ni kendi

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Barkada nilaag sa BTC (Banilad Town Center)…

Kabarkada 1: Bay, anha ta kaon bai o!

Kabarkada 2: Asa man ana ba?

Kabarkada 3: Kana gud! (pointing finger to a Thai resto)

Kabarkada 2: Ki– ki– ki-na-tay?!?

Kabarkada 1: Unsay “kinatay”? Krua Thai! Tarunga gud ug basa.

Kabarkada 2: (Gibuka ug ayu iyang mata) Aw tuod noh?

Nadunggan ni kendi

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YM environment:

Chatter 1: Please tell here I’m online.

Chatter 2: Here she comes.

Chatter 3: Please tell herE I’m online –> ??? hmmm. What happened to your grammar?

Chatter 1: Ah magbuot ba diay ka kung dato ko sa E?

Nakit-an ni FubarGenre

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Overheard from a cubicle in a Software Department.

Guy 1: Taya oi. Nawagtang man akong USB.

Guy 2: Naa ra man tu tupad sa imong PC, kit-an tu nako ganiha.

Guy 1: Lagi. Asa na kaha tu? Miskoli kuno, bai.

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Watching an NBA game on Cable TV @ Nita’s Eatery, Camp Lapu-Lapu, Lahug, Cebu City.

Guy 1: Unsa nga team ang labaw?

Guy 2: Labaw na ang San Antonio Spurs ug seven seconds.

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Family Park, Nasipit, Talamban, Cebu City.

Emcee: Thank you, Mister Chairman, for that inspiring speech. And now to all of you here. GET READY TO BE PREPARED for the 2007 Annual Sportsfest! Let the games begin!

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