Waiting in line at e-Diner, Asiatown I.T. Park, Lahug, Cebu City.

I.T. Guy 1: Ngano sad kaha na siya noh? Ga-sige na lang daw siya ug insomnia lately.

I.T. Guy 2: Tan-awa ra! Di man gud na siya matug pirmi mao nang ga-sige na siya ug insomnia karon!

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Outside Bo’s Coffee, near Capitol, Cebu.

Girl on street: Ayala YOU?! Ayala sad ME!! Ayala ta together!!

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Marketing Department of a Business Process Outsourcing Firm, Cebu City.

Guy 1: Unsa gani binisaya sa sheep?

Guy 2: Karnero.

Guy 1: Ay?! Sure ka? Di ba ang karnero kay butcher man na? Tig-handle ug karne?

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I.T. firm, Asiatown I.T. Park, Lahug, Cebu City.

Guy: Nadawat na nimo ang load?

Lady: Wala pa jud. Kadali lang, i-refresh nako ako phone.

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In an eatery somewhere in Malapascua.

Nakit-an ni mlorenz

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R.O.T.C. formation, University of San Carlos Talamban Campus soccer field, circa 1996.

Squad Sergeant: I need TWO volunteers! You, you and you!

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Sa una, katong gagmay pa mi – Surigao

Nangutana si Nanay.

Nanay: “Bing, unsay imo gusto kan-on?”

Bingot: “PIRINITO nga isda, Nay!”

Nadunggan ni neelia

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