You’re Welcome!

Bar, Mango Avenue, Cebu City:

himantayon.com


Nakit-an ni R

House Rules

Room #2, resort in Malapascua Island, Cebu:

himantayon.com


Nakit-an ni jorg3

She’s My Sister

At a store in BTC, 2 sales girls talking…

S1: Dhay, naa diay kay half-sister?

S2: Yup naa…naa gani sya sa amoa ron.

S1: Ai babaye diay imo half-sister?

S2: Oo, babaye…


Nadunggan ni sam

Tonioooooooooo!!!

Baby Angelo: uhaaaaa…. uhaaaaa…. (naghilak)

Papa Tonio: Hala baby, dont cry na. Tana-awa imong face sa mirror o, you’re so ugly na… LOOK AT! LOOK AT!


Nadunggan ni mominator

Duha ka babaeng estudyante ang ningsakay ug jeep. Ang isa nakasakay na, nabilin ang ikaduha:

Girl 1: Hey, wait for me.

Girl 2: Fast, fast! The jeep is already forwarding.


Nadunggan ni Abaniko

Wa man siya kakita sa spelling…

Two girls and two boys on a 14D jeep. Apparently, the two boys and one of the girls go to the same school.

Girl 1: Che, si Ron ug si Albert.

Girl 2: Hello.

Boys: Hi, Che.

Boy 1: Cousin mo ni Christine?

Girl 2: O.

Boy 2: Sa Pardo pud inyo?

Girl 2: O.

Boy 1: Ah… Sa Quiot?

Girl 2: (giggling and smiling shyly) Hehehe. Thanks.


Nadunggan ni leylander

Whadda…

While watching TROY in SM

SCENE: Achilles (Brad Pitt) bids farewell to his dead opponent Hector (Eric Bana).

Achilles: See you in the next life, Brother.

Girl two seats away: Ay, shet! Brothers diay sila! Ka-sad!


Nadunggan ni leylander

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