Party sa mga amigong priests

Question: Ingon sila pads nga dili kuno mamakak ang pari.

Pari with a big smile: All the time!!!

Nadunggan ni Bingot

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M/V Beautiful Star – Roble Shipping for Hilongos; 7/21/06, 8:20pm

Nag una ko sa barko para ma pangita nako ang uban Teheras or Cot Numbers sa akong mga kuyog nga nagpaabot pa sa uban didto sa terminal. Text dayun ko sa akong kauban.

Txt: Naa man inyo mga tikets? Palihug ko tan-aw sa ubang cot no. Kay ako pangita-on diri.

Reply: Wala may cot diri. Unsay color? Naa diri addidas pero kang Calai man ri.

Txt: Cot number oi. Number sa teheras!

Nakit-an ni Bingot

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Textmate sa akong amigo.

Girl: Wer na U?

Boy: Hir na ME.

Girl: Wer THE PET?

Nakit-an ni ee-ey

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A seminar I was organizing attracted many interested texters. This one was the best:

Texter: Bay insoy, naa pay sluts?

Insoy: Naa pay…unsa bay?

Texter: Sluts ba, sa seminar.

Insoy: Oh…naa pa bay. Gamay nalang.

Texter: Akoa nang usa ka slut soy ha.

Insoy: Sure….

Nakit-an ni insoy

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Duha ka bayot and a girl strolling at the Mall.

Bayot1: OMG! I love your scarf! Where did you get that?

Girl: (pa shy effect…) It’s not mine…(pointing to Bayot2)…it’s HIMs.

Nadunggan ni Paul

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A group of USC architecture students trying to beat the deadline of their thesis. Several sleepless nights and Redbulls later:

J: Bai, unsa gani conversion formula sa MEET to FEETERS?

Nadunggan ni Jeffrey

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