Everything Follows

Sa usa ka Software company sa IT park..
Sa usa ka in-house seminar on Positive Thinking. Usa ka checklist ang gi-pasa sa mga ni attend…

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What do I want to ACHIEVE in the future in order to be HAPPY and SUCCESSFUL
– Promotion & More Benefits
– Higher Pay
– Brand new car
– My own house
– A partner in life
– Travels
– Own Business
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Attendant: Diba kung dako kag sweldo…musunod na man na tanan? Brand new car…My own haus…partner in life…


Nadunggan ni schmuck

He Has Spoken

Job interview overheard from the next cubicle.

Applicant: Yes, Sir. Can spoke English, Tagalog and Bisaya, sir.

Interviewer: What about others?

Applicant: Yes, can also spoke others, Sir.


Nadunggan ni Engr. 3in1

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