A seminar I was organizing attracted many interested texters. This one was the best:
Texter: Bay insoy, naa pay sluts?
Insoy: Naa pay…unsa bay?
Texter: Sluts ba, sa seminar.
Insoy: Oh…naa pa bay. Gamay nalang.
Texter: Akoa nang usa ka slut soy ha.
Insoy: Sure….
Nakit-an ni insoy
Ayala Center, Cebu City
Himan: Gikan mi tan-aw Fantastic Four bai. Ok lang, mas nindot ang una gihapon. Kulba lang si Silver Surfer.
Tayon: Ataya, niuna na kag tan-aw bai!?! Buanga nimo oi!
M: Bai, kinsa man nga superhero bai nga bisan i-kontra nimo sa tanan superheroes dili gyud nila mapildi. Bisag i-apil pa nimo silang He-Man, ang Transformers, ang Thundercats ug ang Silverhawks, dili gihapon kadaug.
Himan: Taya, kinsa man?
M: Si THE MASK…
Tayon: Hala bitaw bai sa?
M: D pa gani na siya maninuod.
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