Scofield!

Sa usa ka radio interview:

Radio announcer: Unya, Sir, unsa’y inyong gibuhat aron ma-rehabilitate ning mga batan-on sa prisohan?

Local official: Aw, dili gyud na sila isagol sa ubang piniriso, aron ba di sila makat-on og daghan pa’ng mga DISDEMEANOR!


Nadunggan ni isolde

Brown Cup Coffee Shop, Asiatown I.T. Park, Lahug, Cebu City, 01 June 2007 12:53 P.M.

Guy 1: Bai, welcome to Cebu. Here to visit Daisy?

Guy 2: Ha ha! Shut up, pare. I was texting her kanina, teasing her about her Boracay pics sa friendster niya. Tapos she replied na amaw daw ako. Pare, what’s amaw?

Guy 1: It means you are cool, charming.

Guy 2: Ah okay.

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