Vital Stats

ASMC La Salle, Lutopan, Toledo City, Cebu:

One of my batchmates in high school announcing…

Girl: All students of IV-(name of class here), please proceed to the clinic right now for your height and WHITE measurements.


Nadunggan ni incompetent imbecile

Numbers Game

Three hot girls riding a 13C jeepney from Talamban to Ayala, Cebu City:

Girl1: Dai, pila gani ang 6 times 3?

Girl2: 16 dai.

Girl1: Sakto bah?

Girl3: O oi.


Nadunggan ni ryann

Himantayon: A True Story

chronicles the limits of our humanity -- in pure, unadulterated Cebuano. We don't mean to eavesdrop, but some people are just too darned loud. Bato-bato sa langit, ang maigo, ayaw'g ka-panic!

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