Gotcha!

At an IT office in Casuntingan, Mandaue City, 11 July 2007, 4:00PM:

Female Employee 1: Unsa mana proof of address pasabot?

Male Employee: Billing address.

Female Employee 2: Proof na tinuod jud na imong address ba.

Boss: Credit card…


Nadunggan ni lee

Here Come the One Liners #2!

Teacher: Our coverage for the exams will be from bank statement to peeroll.


Nadunggan ni incompetent imbecile

Here Come the One Liners!

Estudyante: Sister, borikat! Sister, borikat!

– Student trying to buy Pan Borikat. Catholic High School (run by nuns), Pardo, Cebu City.


Nadunggan ni tapulan

Laundry Drama

Irate mother to daughter about the laundry process…

Inahan: Before you laba it, you must humol usa it!

Anak: Ha?!


Nadunggan ni karmasutra

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