Ready Na!

July 18, 2007, lunch time, food court sa among eskwelahan:

Student 1: Praktisa baya imong isulti ha kay basin mabulol ka. Sige daw bi, paminawon taka.

Student 2: Due to the EXISTENT public demand…


Nadunggan ni Ryan

This…is…SPARTA!

Kaniadtong high school pa ko, sa amo eskwelahan sa Mindanao, tuig 1996, Automotive subject…

Maestro: Ok class…this is a hammer. (gi-isa ang martilyo)

Classmate:: Sir, imuha na, sir?

Maestro: No. This is not mine. This is THE SCHOOL.


Nadunggan ni paksit

Oh Names…

Saturday, 14 July, mga udto, nadungan gasinggit sa likod sa mo balay sa Talisay:

Gasinggit: Bikakkkkkk! Bikakkkkkk!

Ako: Ma, kinsa mana Bikak?

Mama: Si Rebecca gud, anak ni…


Nadunggan ni Estan

Daddy!

Master’s bedroom in our house, Jakarta, Indonesia, July 17, 2007, 8pm.

My family and I were praying the rosary (we don’t usually do this coz we’re not super religious but just started to implement it) and it was my Dad’s turn to read the mystery.

Mom: Basaha ang pifth sorrowpul mystery (gives my dad the prayer book)

Dad: The 5th Sorrowful Mystery is the Crucipication of Jesus

Mom: Buang, crucifixion oi!

Dad: Bahala na. Our Father…


Nadunggan ni Juice

Chicken!

USC Main AVR, July 17, 2007, around 6:00PM.

A line from a speech….

Girl: God gave my family a chicken chance…


Nadunggan ni purpLe granite

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