Where!?

At a call center, Cebu City:

Agent: Allow me to pull up your account.

Customer: Sure.

(Long period of silence)

Customer: Are you there?

Agent: Yes sir, am there!


Nadunggan ni kim

Mama oi!

Diri sa balay.

Si Mama ug akong manghod nga 4 years old nagstoryahanay…

Mama: Unsa man imo Kang? Coke o Royal?

Kakang: YOYAL lagi!

Mama (sige’g katawa): Unsa!?

Kakang (nag-duhaduha kung ilituk ba usab iyang gusto..): Coke nalang oi!!!


Nadunggan ni imung klasmit

Go Bords!

Benjo Kag Ang Batalyon Pitbull
by Talibong1

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