Wow Talaga!

Girl: Wow!!! Look at that, they look like small VOLCANS!

– Among amiga nga na-overwhelmed sa view sa Chocolate Hills.


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Premium, Sir? Unleaded?

Gasoline Station sa Banawa.

Gas Girl: Agay! Akong napaak akong dila! Number, number!

Gas Boy: Seven.

Gas Girl: Seven. A…B…C…D…E…F..G…kinsa man akong kaila nga gasugod ug “G” ang pangan oi…

Gas Boy: Si Jun-Jun!


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Himantayon: A True Story

chronicles the limits of our humanity -- in pure, unadulterated Cebuano. We don't mean to eavesdrop, but some people are just too darned loud. Bato-bato sa langit, ang maigo, ayaw'g ka-panic!

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