Here Come the One Liners #2!

Teacher: Our coverage for the exams will be from bank statement to peeroll.


Nadunggan ni incompetent imbecile

Here Come the One Liners!

Estudyante: Sister, borikat! Sister, borikat!

– Student trying to buy Pan Borikat. Catholic High School (run by nuns), Pardo, Cebu City.


Nadunggan ni tapulan

Laundry Drama

Irate mother to daughter about the laundry process…

Inahan: Before you laba it, you must humol usa it!

Anak: Ha?!


Nadunggan ni karmasutra

Ka-GILOK oi!!!

Guess, SM City Cebu.

While nag-ilis sila sa ilang manikin:

notouch


Nakit-an ni akosikai

At Least!

Plaridel Street, Cambaro, Mandaue City, Cebu:

Inquire


Nakit-an ni dec31

Where Do We Go?

Contruction Site in Banilad, Cebu City

pedestrian


Nakit-an ni dec31

No Enter

Banilad, Cebu City

attire


Nakit-an ni dec31

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