CSI Mandaue

A.C. Cortes Avenue, Mandaue City, Cebu:

CSI

T’was the drink…

While nag-inom akong Uncle and iyang friend:

Friend: Unsay kurso sa imong anak, bai?

Uncle: Nursing, bai.

Friend: Maayo, kay demanding baya kaayo na karon!


Nadunggan ni -anna-

Where!?

At a call center, Cebu City:

Agent: Allow me to pull up your account.

Customer: Sure.

(Long period of silence)

Customer: Are you there?

Agent: Yes sir, am there!


Nadunggan ni kim

Mama oi!

Diri sa balay.

Si Mama ug akong manghod nga 4 years old nagstoryahanay…

Mama: Unsa man imo Kang? Coke o Royal?

Kakang: YOYAL lagi!

Mama (sige’g katawa): Unsa!?

Kakang (nag-duhaduha kung ilituk ba usab iyang gusto..): Coke nalang oi!!!


Nadunggan ni imung klasmit

Go Bords!

Benjo Kag Ang Batalyon Pitbull
by Talibong1

Mark, is that you?

ECE Acquiantance Party at Cebu Beach Club — July 22,2007:

Emcee: On your MARCH, get set, go!!!


Nadunggan ni watDa..F

July 13, sa USC-TC…

Teacher: Class, confidentiality is important. If naa siya TB, dili dayon mu musulti sa uban tao nga naa siya’y TB. So, you have to be CONFIDENT.


Nadunggan ni yunis

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