9:00pm, July 19,2007:

While promoting Himantayon.com through YM… (hehe)

Ako: bai check this site out… www.himantayon.com lingaw kaau…

Guy1: cge tanawn nya nako… BRB lang magpa lig.on usa ko…

Ako: ha? magpa LIG.ON? mag gym ka bai?

Guy1: dle oi, lig.on ba… ligo nya kaon…

Nakit-an ni J

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Sa usa ka klase pag sugod sa 1st semester, 2007, sa USC-TC…

Teacher (to a foreign student): Do you understand the Cebuano dialect?

Foreign Student: No sir, but i understand “Pag sure oi…”

Nadunggan ni J

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Sometime March 2007, about 5pm:

In a jeepney, as we passed by Bigfoot in Mactan…

MAN1: Nindota sa pabo bai oh! (referring to the ostrich inside the cage)

MAN2: Pag sure oi! Taka ra man ka! D mana pabo…PEACOCK mana!!!

Nadunggan ni pancit

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Nadunggan sa jeep, July 14, 2007 in Cotabato City.

Naay duha ka babaye nga gastorya:

Girl: Sus maayo na lang ang palahubog kaysa palahubo’g panty.

Nadunggan ni chismosa

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USC Main entrance, 7/19/07, 8:15pm.

Akong amiga nikanta:

Amiga: I’m a party girl, in a barbie world…

Nadunggan ni ts0ogy

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July 17, 2007 — VSMMC Operating Room, Lounge, Cebu City:

Ako: Manga-on ta Sir, kay diabetic ra ba ka.

Bana sa Nars: Ok ra doktora, ni-kaon nako ug pamahaw kay ma-encyclopedia nya ko.

Ako: Unsa man na?

Bana sa Nars: Malipong nya ko kay low ako sugar.

Ako: Ahh, hypoglycemia!

Nadunggan ni dr tes

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July 17, 2007.

Waiting in line at McDonald’s, Ayala Center Cebu, Cebu City:

Korean Lady: Excuse me. What’s the plural for mouse?

Pinay Student: Rats.

Korean Lady: Okay okay!

Nadunggan ni Kiroy

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