Sa among balay, Talisay City, 7/10/07:

Silingan: Guba man amo fone, pwede makatawag?

Ako: Sige

Silingan: Ai, naa man motingog oi, busy jud!

Ako: Unsay sulti diay?

Silingan: Kuan…”The number is your dial is under reeper!”

Ako: Ah ok, busy jud!

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Teacher: I will have a quiz on Monday, announced or unannounced.

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Two USC-TC students walking towards their next class:

Boy: Oi, padaplin! Maligsan ka’s multicab.

Girl: Ay suuus…LATA ra na!

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While nag-yosi break sa usa ka IT Company sa Casuntingan:

Male Employee: Ganahan na kaayo ko mutan-aw ug Transformers…

Female Employee: Ako pud. Hilig man ko ana.

Male Employee: Tan-aw diay ka ana pag-bata nimo?

Female Employee: O oi! Kaila man gani ko sa ilang leader…si Maximus Primus!

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In our class.

CI: Why do you take into consideration the spiritual beliefs of your patient?

Classmate: Naa man gu’y uban na naay supersticial beliefs na maka affect sa ila health.

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Girl: Hoy…losyang na kaayu akong libro, mura na jud siya’g na UNVIRGINIZED.

– A girl reacting after her classmate returned her NCP book.

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At an IT office in Casuntingan, Mandaue City, 11 July 2007, 4:00PM:

Female Employee 1: Unsa mana proof of address pasabot?

Male Employee: Billing address.

Female Employee 2: Proof na tinuod jud na imong address ba.

Boss: Credit card…

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