Red Nalang Oi!

7.26.07, 11:02 PM
Cindrews Cafe, Magallanes, Davao City

While ga-chat:

Friend 1: Oi tama bah akong spelling sa encyclopedia??

Friend 2: Mali oi, kulang ug letter “K”.

Friend 1: Tarong btaw?

Friend 2: Bahala ka, ikaw bitaw kataw-an sa imong ka chat.

Friend 1: Aw dictionary nalang akong ibutang oi.


Nadunggan ni Pearl

Tooot Tooot Tooot

Akong co-agent. He was on the phone talking to a prospect:

Agent: Hi, this is William. I am calling from Las Vegas and my company is ********** and the purpose of this call is to provide you information about our company. Can I have your e-mail address? Oh, so you don’t have an e-mail? Can I have your fax machine instead, so we can send it? Yes Ma’am, your fax machine…HELLO? HELLO?


Nadunggan ni BooBaDoLL

And…We’re Back.

After more than 4,500 unique visitors, after over 11,000 total visits, and after a whopping 230,000 plus hits – all for the month of July 2007 – Himantayon.com exceeded its 4GB bandwidth limit last July 28, 2007.

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