August 3, 2007.

At a restaurant in Tagbilaran City, Bohol.

Attorney: Ngano mang di ka ganahan sa kontrata? Asa man na karon para mabasa nako. Gidala unta nimo aning atong meeting.

Client: Di man gud attorney. Para nako null and valid ang kontrata.

Nadunggan ni CebuDiver

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Sa isa ka karenderia sa Manila, naniudto mi uban akong ig-agaw ug iyang amigo nga seaman.

Friend (nagduha-duha): Waiter!

Waiter: May additional order pa po ba tayo, Sir?

Friend: Kalahating bigas pa nga.

Nadunggan ni LeNORe

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Akong Ate, gi-test among manghod nga banga sa math (para saway lang).

Ate: Pila man nang 9 x 10?

Manghod (Diretso’g tubag! Sure kaayo!): 81!

Nadunggan ni qt_me

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Cebu City National Science High School, 1998, English Class:

Teacher: I will read the sentence, repeat a word, then give me the root word of the repeated word. “Isaac Newton discovered gravity.” The word is “gravity”.

Students: Gravity.

Teacher: NO! The root word of gravity is grave!

Students: Dili raba Ma’am, gravity kay noun mana siya…

(After much argument)

Teacher: Ay, class sorry. I made wrong.

Nadunggan ni rugbygurl

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Sa jeep. Nagtabi nga pasahero.

Pasahero1: Unsa gani nang caretaker?

Pasahero2: Caretaker gud!

Pasahero1: Ah! Caretaker…

Nadunggan ni seanjames

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