Cebu City National Science High School, 1998, English Class:
Teacher: I will read the sentence, repeat a word, then give me the root word of the repeated word. “Isaac Newton discovered gravity.” The word is “gravity”.
Students: Gravity.
Teacher: NO! The root word of gravity is grave!
Students: Dili raba Ma’am, gravity kay noun mana siya…
(After much argument)
Teacher: Ay, class sorry. I made wrong.
Nadunggan ni rugbygurl
34 Responses
CebuDiver
August 6th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
1what kind of english you has!
CebuDiver
August 6th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
2maynalang si yanyan dili ing-ana ug ininglis! taga science high raba na siya bweheheheh
yan
August 6th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
3bwahahaha. kinsa man ni? si ar*nd*que?
PeArL
August 6th, 2007 at 9:09 pm
4HaLaKa Ja!!! GaNaHaN Ko aNA Nga TiTsEr baHHh…
PalamanSaPan
August 6th, 2007 at 10:58 pm
5hahahaha ataia..asa naman ang quality education!! haha
rugbygurl
August 6th, 2007 at 11:01 pm
6yan, oo c ar*nd*que na. hehe batch 2k1 here haha
RaMiNi
August 7th, 2007 at 1:26 am
7sakto man xa dba…isn`t not??
hehehehe..
si skulm8 active na kaau diri sa himantayon dah..
kaila pud ako sis ana nga teach…
batang buotan
August 7th, 2007 at 7:07 am
8pastilan kung nangatawa ang ang estudyante, moingon ang teacher ug: STOP LAUGH!
ann
August 7th, 2007 at 11:13 am
9hala! kaila ko ana nga teacher! hahaha
bugoy
August 7th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
10hehehe murag mao ni cya ang natulog sa klase nya pagkaabot sa principal kay nikalit lang bangon ug yawyaw sa atubangan.hehehe batch 2k1 sad ko :p
Michael Gabriel
August 7th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
11do you sure in your englis ha?
ayel
August 8th, 2007 at 12:16 am
12ibang gravity siguro yun ma’am….
Canono'sAngel
August 8th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
13hala si ar*nd*que diay na? hehehe.. buhi pa diay si “grapes”?
si p*t*ros, retire na? hehehe
batch 2k3 here
rugbygurl
August 8th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
14oi klasmeyt. o mao na cya…dala pa tulo laway
billew
August 9th, 2007 at 8:08 am
15c ar*nd*que diay na?gibaligyaan bya ko ana og popular science na encyclopedia..mas choi man ug iningles c s*r*ndo..
billew
August 9th, 2007 at 8:08 am
16lol..kadungog nako sa story anang nitulo ang laway ni ar*nd*que..
Stellah
August 9th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
17Hahaha… murag kaila ko ani. This is the same teacher who won’t let me use the word “humility” kay “humbleness” lagi gyud kuno.
p.s. Jules, sakto ka, I think. LOL
rugbygurl
August 9th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
18billew: sa amo si gu*a man to ang mamaligya ug encyclopedia. si ar*nd*que baligyaan mi ug ice candy nya dili cya mag exam basta mupalit mi. giatay gikalibanga jd ko ato. pinakamaayo nga english teacher did2 kay si mam tujan.
bugoy
August 10th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
19hehe kuyaw sad ni si ar*nd*que kay teacher sad ni sa journalism sauna.kahagbungon ko kay wala pass project.gipangayoan ra ko ug film sa camera ayos na.pasar na dayon.hehe dako pa ug grado
@Canono’sAngel: grapes sad d i tawag ninyo niya?haha mamaligya ni cya ice candy nya amo isulti kay grapes flavor.hahaha
billew
August 10th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
20retire nmn c ar*nd*que..ambot lng ni gu*a..kaduha na to siya ni-ingon na muadto na cyag america, hantud karon wa ghapon…
billew
August 10th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
21rugbygurl:wan-a ko kaabot ni mam tujan kay niad2 nmn 2 cya ug america..ingun cla na maayo jud kuno na cya mutudlo..c mam peteros kay wan-a gatudlo sa sci-hi
shuini
August 14th, 2007 at 9:06 am
22hala kaila ko ana niya!
hahaha
sai
August 20th, 2007 at 12:55 am
23kaila sd ko..,;p
tatsnottits
August 20th, 2007 at 8:27 pm
24ako wa ko kaila…
billew
August 24th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
25^^
DaloyDoy
September 9th, 2007 at 2:13 am
26ay o!! c ar*nd*que!!……………………..
………………wa man ko kaila ana oi…… 🙁
willy-x
September 10th, 2007 at 7:19 am
27nkakakita mi saona sa klase nga natangtang ang postiso ni peteros pagsmile nya 🙂
hahahaha
November 2nd, 2007 at 1:00 am
28pagfirst year, early lunch jud mi pirmi ato, kay wa may tunga2 c ar*nd*que sa amo english class!! nya kung naa man gani, palit ra sad mi ice candy… hahaha!
††NaVinX†â€
November 5th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
29Bitaw ka2 cya si kuan Lagi….. ar*nd*que…… ?????!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>> pero i like the grammaring
sir nacua
December 11th, 2007 at 6:19 am
30ahahaha mao na c ar*nd*que kay nitulo ang laway nya nangasaba pa jud kuno. nasakpan namo c mam na iyang ice candy gihimo sa lababo luyo sa canteen. ahihihi
hapit na alumni homecoming! tanawn nato if raisin na ba iya grapes…hehehe
~ann paires~
January 15th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
31ngehehehehe kahinumdom lng ko prof namo sa USC-main…
same ani niya pero magda lng to cya og dako kaau na backpack…
then og mag exam mi kai baligyaan mi niya og worksheet tag piso…
abang og ballpen tag piso sad…
og abang og calcutor tag singko…
NYAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Janine
January 18th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
32HAHAHAHAHAA! I friggin remember that! hahahaa, i was one of the lucky ones! front row seats… oh ya!
mel
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:53 pm
33hahaha.. i was in this class gyud.. hahaha.. first year high school
ibyang36
September 7th, 2008 at 1:01 am
34Some things never change! Ar*nd*q*e diay gihapon til 2k? Unya mamaligya pa gihapon siya’g ice candy??? Wow, heavy!
Naa pa pud sila Mrs Guia, Peteros, Flores, Gopo, Lumayno, Langomes???
From Batch 90ish… hehehe
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