Full Stop

June 20, 2007, 3:00 PM, Manila.

Samtang kami nag sakay ug jeep:

Full String


Nakit-an ni James

We’re Now Ready For Take Off

Davao City.

Sa usa ka jeepney:

Setbelt

Nakit-an ni anne

Renovation

Sa usa ka shop nga gi-renovate sa Ayala Center Cebu, Cebu City:

We Please



Nakit-an ni astrogirl

Ngyati!

De La Salle University – Manila.

Nadunggan sa usa ka classmate:

Classmate1: Hey where’s Taipei?

Classmate2: Nasa Taiwan. Bakit?

Classmate1: No, ‘coz my report is about Taipei and we have to interview someone.

Classmate2: Eh yung Intsik na classmate natin oh.

Classmate1: What? No. She’s not even TAIPEIST.


Nadunggan ni libakista

Hungry Na, Sir?

August 4, 2007.

Sa usa ka inilang fastfood sa Cagayan de Oro:

Service Crew: Mao ra ni imong order, Sir?

Dakong Tawo: Oo, mao ra.

Service Crew: Unsa ni sir, to dine or take out?

Dakong Tawo: Kinsa’y “dine”? Akoa na nga order, dili to dine.


Nadunggan ni rapirap

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