De La Salle University – Manila.
Nadunggan sa usa ka classmate:
Classmate1: Hey where’s Taipei?
Classmate2: Nasa Taiwan. Bakit?
Classmate1: No, ‘coz my report is about Taipei and we have to interview someone.
Classmate2: Eh yung Intsik na classmate natin oh.
Classmate1: What? No. She’s not even TAIPEIST.
Nadunggan ni libakista
August 4, 2007.
Sa usa ka inilang fastfood sa Cagayan de Oro:
Service Crew: Mao ra ni imong order, Sir?
Dakong Tawo: Oo, mao ra.
Service Crew: Unsa ni sir, to dine or take out?
Dakong Tawo: Kinsa’y “dine”? Akoa na nga order, dili to dine.
Nadunggan ni rapirap
August 3, 2007.
At a restaurant in Tagbilaran City, Bohol.
Attorney: Ngano mang di ka ganahan sa kontrata? Asa man na karon para mabasa nako. Gidala unta nimo aning atong meeting.
Client: Di man gud attorney. Para nako null and valid ang kontrata.
Nadunggan ni CebuDiver
Cebu City National Science High School, 1998, English Class:
Teacher: I will read the sentence, repeat a word, then give me the root word of the repeated word. “Isaac Newton discovered gravity.” The word is “gravity”.
Students: Gravity.
Teacher: NO! The root word of gravity is grave!
Students: Dili raba Ma’am, gravity kay noun mana siya…
(After much argument)
Teacher: Ay, class sorry. I made wrong.
Nadunggan ni rugbygurl
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