Uhuh!

In a school in Banilad, Cebu City:

Duha ka ig-agaw nag-uban…

Cousin1: Kuya, apil baya na siya sa Mr. and Ms. Nursing.

Cousin2: Aaaah…kana taga Dentistry??


Nadunggan ni cuzin dear

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Pasabta Mi Please!

Taken around the Capitol area by my friend Lee during our vacation a few weeks ago:


Nakit-an ni Elay

Pabadlong!

Sa CDO, balay sa akong igsoon:

Akong pag-umangkon gisudyaan sa iyang amahan, human gisumbong sa titser nga nangaway na pud sa iyang mga klasmeyt.

Amahan: Mag-sige na lang ta ug balik-balik ani nga storya, dili gihapon ka gatimaan. Ingna ko, unsa man gyud ang sulod anang imong ulo, ha?!

Anak (gikuyawan): Utok, Pa. Utok.


Nadunggan ni LeNORe

Ayus Ah!

7.27.07, sa among boarding house:

Nanawag akong boardmate sa iyang uyab. Mama sa iyang girlfriend ang naka tubag sa phone..

Boardmate: Hello? Good night Ma’am, naa si Julie?


Nadunggan ni boredmate

Bilib na gyud ko…

4:00 AM, on board a 10K Jeep to Pardo, Cebu City:

Nakatupad ko’g mag-uyab who were both working at a call center. They were arguing about something.

Girl: I know what you did! I know people from your account. They tell me things.

Guy: Huh? Babes, I woke up late. That’s why I was late. I even called my Supe. You ask her!

Girl: Why are you defensing yourself???


Nadunggan ni Karatron

Hala! Scandal!

Radio interview, Cagayan de Oro, 12:25 pm, July 27, 2007:

Announcer: Sa imong tan-aw Misis, unsa gyud kaha ang hinungdan nganong gipakatap man sa maong foreigner ang imong mga hubo nga hulagway sa internet?

Misis: Wa gyud ko kasayod ngano iya man gi-post ang akong mga pecs sa internet. Wa gyud ko kabalo unsa gyud ang iyang motiff.


Nadunggan ni patsadakarajaw

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