PLACE: Matina Aplaya, Davao City
DATE: July 22, 2007
TIME: 7:00 pm
Ako: Gusto jud ko magtake ug glutathione para muputi ko.
Auntie: Unsa man na siya? Tambal?
Ako: Oo, pills man ata na siya…basta pampaputi.
Auntie: Ayaw jud ug pataka ug inom ug mga pills kay MAKA SIDE EFFECT baya na!
Nadunggan ni shEmAntAyOn
7.26.07, 11:02 PM
Cindrews Cafe, Magallanes, Davao City
While ga-chat:
Friend 1: Oi tama bah akong spelling sa encyclopedia??
Friend 2: Mali oi, kulang ug letter “K”.
Friend 1: Tarong btaw?
Friend 2: Bahala ka, ikaw bitaw kataw-an sa imong ka chat.
Friend 1: Aw dictionary nalang akong ibutang oi.
Nadunggan ni Pearl
Akong co-agent. He was on the phone talking to a prospect:
Agent: Hi, this is William. I am calling from Las Vegas and my company is ********** and the purpose of this call is to provide you information about our company. Can I have your e-mail address? Oh, so you don’t have an e-mail? Can I have your fax machine instead, so we can send it? Yes Ma’am, your fax machine…HELLO? HELLO?
Nadunggan ni BooBaDoLL
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