Sa Pribadong Tungha-an:
(Grade two student ni visit sa Principal’s Office)
Student: Good Afternoon, Mrs. Principal.
Principal: Yes, good afternoon, how may i help you?
Student: Well, I’m here to ask you a question.
Principal: What is that?
Student: Why is your office air conditioned and our classroom is not?
Nadunggan ni weng
Callcenter sa IT Park.
Agent: It’s Y for Yankee.
Customer: (Nga buangon) What is a Yankee?
Agent: Uhmmm… Uhmmm… (Mute button) Bai, unsa nang Yankee?
(Sa dihang way motubag kay busy tanan nagtake ug calls)
Agent: (Confident pagka-istorya) A Yankee is a goat!
Customer: What?! It’s a goat?
Agent: Yes. Here in the Philippines, it is a breed of goat.
Nadunggan ni Teroy
Gaisano South Citimall, Davao City.
August 21, 2007.
Nagpalit mi sa akong uyab ug foot file (see picture below).
Ako: Miss? Isyuhan pa ni?
Saleslady: Yes, Ma’am.
Gikuha sa saleslady ang footfile nga akong gipalit ug nagsulat sa resibo.
Pagbayad na namo sa cashier, nagtinan-away mi sa akong uyab pagkabasa namo sa resibo nga gi-issue sa saleslady…kay ang nakabutang:
Item – Price
WA KO KAILA – P59.00
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Mao ni ilang gipalit:
Nakit-an ni shEmAntAyOn
Callcenter sa IT Park. Ang customer nasuko na sa agent.
Customer: Let me speak to your supervisor.
Agent: Just stay on the line and I’ll be connecting you to somebody who could address your concern.
Customer: Don’t connect me to just a somebody. I want a supervisor!
Agent: Lagi!
Nadunggan ni Tiroy
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