City Central Night High School

Inside the classroom:

Teacher: Leo, ayaw sige kiat, dad-on tika sa Principal’s Office ‘ron.

Student: Sige Ma’am, karon dayon, naa man kaha pagkaon didto Ma’am?

Nadunggan ni shing

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Akong manghod (7 yrs. old) ug ang iyang tutor sa amuang sala. Filipino ang subject nga ila gitun-an:

Tutor: Salita na nagsisimula sa letrang O?

Manghod: O…Ow…(perti gyung huna-huna sa ako manghud…luoy na kaayo iya nawong) Ot*n?!

Tutor: Oy! Dis-a gud ka gikan ana nga word?!

Manghod: Ay…Obas diay…

Nadunggan ni shie

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Callcenter sa Eastwood City, Libis, QC:

Customer: It’s G for…

Agent: Is it G for Golf?

Customer: No, it’s G for Goat.

Nadunggan ni Mapanlait

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T.H.E. Class sa Agusan National High School, Butuan City

Topic: Food and Nutrition (kay Nutrition Month man)

Teacher: BREAKFAST is composed of two words – “break” which means to stop or interrupt and “fast” which means…

Student: Quick!

Nadunggan ni Teroy

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8/30/07. 7:45 PM. Sa usa ka university sa Cebu City.

Samtang gi-defend sa usa ka group and ilang proposed layout plan for a certain company:

Teacher: Ok Mr. X, what are the other facilities you have added in your layout?

Mr. X: Sir, we added an exhausted fan and a fire distinguisher.

Nadunggan ni totsann

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Sa usa ka internet cafe sa Talamban.

Samtang nagbasa ko sa akong email:

Babaye: Wala mo’y lain nga browser?

Attendant: Naa man diha Payerfox.

Nadunggan ni rhudelld

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Canned goods section sa Metro Ayala grocery:

Girl: Te, ang corned beef ba, baboy mana noh?

Nadunggan ni Juice

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