Gikasab-an ko sa ako boss karon (September 18, 2007).
Boss: Why are you wearing jeans? I told you Friday we have clients from overseas.
Mary Ann: I will go home and change.
Boss: No, you can’t go home. You are too far!
Mary Ann: Okay, I will just take off my pants!
Nadunggan ni Mary Ann
Usa ka True or False na exam sa usa ka exclusive school sa Cebu.
Bag-o nag sugod ang test, nagsabot-sabot na.
Girl 1: Hoi! Kung true kanta ug “Itsumo” ha? Unya kung false, kanta ug “Where is the Love” ha?
Nadunggan ni sheeebalbah
Waiting in line at Chinese Ngohiong near USC, 17 August 2007, 6:30 PM.
Student 1: Daghanang lyrics nga naay born, noh?
Student 2: O, parehas anang “Born free…as free as the wind blows…”
Student 3: “Born to be waaaaild…”
Student 4 (girl): Naa pa gyud…”I want you to born…born for me baby!”
Nadunggan ni kiroy
Mandaue City Health Center.
While attending a seminar as a requirement to get a marriage license…
Facilitator: Ok, mangutana sa ko ani nga question, usa nato sugdan ang tanan. Ngano mosulod man mo sa kaminyuon?
Participant1: Kay amo mang ipakita among paghigugma-ay.
Facilitator: Unsa pa may laing rason ngano magminyo man gyud mo?
Participant2: Kay curious lang.
Nadunggan ni mominator & daddynator
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