Rakenrol!

“Ayaw na nang banda-banda dong oi kay wa’y SSS.”

Mama, nag-istorya sa iyang anak


Nadunggan ni Guile

Unbelievable!

October 28, 2007. 1:30 na sa kadlawn.

Sa dalan sa Maguikay, Mandaue City, Cebu.

Guy: Knock, knock.

Girl: Who’s there?

Guy: Piolo Pascual.

Girl: Piolo Pascual who?

Guy: Tutuki ko…

The Ex Factor

Opra, Cebu City:

Plastex

Ang Katam-is

“Love is sweetier the second time around.”

DJ, Energy FM, 1:00pm, 10/19/07


Nadunggan ni rella

“Equipped” Men?

October 2007, 12 noon.

Buhangin Diversion Road, Davao City:

Equipmen


Nakit-an ni kemi

Just Do It

October 15, 2007 at around 1:30 AM.

Sa usa ka call center sa Cebu. Night shift ko and wala koy tarong nga tulog.

Troubleshooting with a customer…

Ako: Sir, I need you to turn off your computer and modem.

*After a few minutes*

Customer: Okay, it’s already off.

Ako: Okay, now I need you to click next to continue.

Customer: DO WHAT!?!?!?


Nadunggan ni bry

The Letter F

Nakit-an nako sa ukay-ukay dri sa Tubod, Lanao del Norte:

F Ron


Nakit-an ni iammai

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