“Class, this is a standard triangular bandage used by ERUF, they wouldn’t give this to me during my training…so I stole it.”

– Clinical Instructor, during a class in Emergency Nursing at **U

Nadunggan ni Anthony

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September 26, 2007. 8:30 PM.

09F nga jeep.

Duha ka babaye, nakakita sa billboard sa Zaido.

B1: Ganahan jud ko ni Dennis.

B2: Ako sad.

B1: Tan-awa gud o…gwapo kaayo.

B2: Lagi, seducive jud.

Nadunggan ni jued keigh

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Nakuha nako sa Cayman Islands:

Nakit-an ni sharks

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Sa amo eskwelahan:

Nakit-an ni kinovservant

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At the nurse station in Maranding Community Hospital, Lanao del Norte:

Nurse 1: Hoy ‘day…asa man ka gikan gabii? Wala lagi ka sa inyo?

Nurse 2: Ah niadto ko sa akong ig-agaw oi.

Nurse 1: Taka lang jud ka ‘day. Ikaw noh bakakon kaayo ka. Liar go to hill…

Nadunggan ni iammai

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September 19, 2007.

Sa usa ka jeep sa Cotabato.

Auntie: Day, e-text daw si uncle nimo, ingna padung na ta.

Girl: (Gikuha ang cell phone, dayon nitext) Ay auntie, COS na man ka.

Auntie: Ha?! Unsa?

Girl: COS ba, Chik Off na.

Nadunggan ni chismosa

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USC-Main Gym, Sept. 17, 2007. 7:00 PM.

We were waiting for our play rehearsals to start. Unya dugay man kaayo ang mga taw ug gi-kapoy na mi ug huwat.

So ni-ana ko sa akong amigo…

Me: K, masahe be.

K: Kapoy. I have no mood.

Me (nagkatawa): Ha? Unsay “I have no mood” bah?

K: Ay, kuan diay, I’m not in mood.

*Perte namong pangatawa*

K: Daghana nako’g sayop karon uy. Mark up this day!

Nadunggan ni Denise

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