“Di jud na niya ipalaglag ang bata uy, wa gud nay sala. Unya in the long way run, ma-karma ra jud na siya.”
– Caller, Dear Papa Joe, October 9, 2007, 3:00 PM
Nadunggan ni Cecille Anne
A Lady while waiting in line for the elevator.
Girl1: Unsa mani oi!!?? Ka-taas bah sa linya sa elevator.
Girl2: Mao lagi dugay jud kaayo.
Girl1: Pagka-beetchhh!!!
Nadunggan ni _chedAnG_
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Note: Hangyo mi gamay, guys. KuNg mAhiMo uNta, mAs mAaYo KuNg diLi inG-aNi pAgKaSuWaT aNg iNyoHaNg SuBmISsiOn. kAy mEDyO hAssLE i-EdIt. Okay ra kaayo mi nga simple lang. Wa man kaha nag-ungot-ungot inyong Shift key? Hehehe Ok ra? Salamat!
Sa among CE Lab, September 24, 2007, 11:30 AM.
Mag-klase na unta mi kay naabot na among sir. Natingala siya kay gamay lang mi.
Teacher: Oh! Where are the other mammals?!
Classmate: Sir! Nanglakaw na sila!
Teacher: Hah?! Where did they go?!?
Classmate: They went go home sir!
Nadunggan ni the one
September 30, 2007.
Sa usa ka restaurant sa Alcoy, Cebu.
Waitress: Good afternoon, ma’m. Unsa inyo order? (Apil hatag ug menu)
Customer: Naa mo cheese stick miss?
Waitress: Unsa to, ma’m?
Customer: Cheese stick.
Waitress: Ay, kani ra available namo ma’m (iya gitudlo ang naa sa menu)…
T-bone Steak
Angus Beef Steak
Nadunggan ni alias
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