Triple Treat

Nakakita mi’g dance troupe nga naay triplets nanayaw.

Guy1: Bai kita naka nila?

Guy2: Mura’g sila man na, kanang naa sa luyo.

Guy1: Hala o! Sila jud!

Guy2: Ang tulo ka twins! Ang tulo ka twins!


Nadunggan ni J

Dugay na?

Cinema 4, Waltermart Makati, 28 October sa hapon.

Duha ka laki sa atubangan nag istorya parte sa salida:

Guy1: Dugay na siguro na sila wa’y sex no?

Guy2: Mao jud. Mura kita duha.


Nadunggan ni estan

Mum!

While me,my mom and my boyfriend were having lunch…

Mum: So dong, we were having this slideshow contest…blah…blah…(telling my bf about the computer contest that she participated)

BF (Com-Sci Student): So tita, unsa’y computer language gi-gamit? Java? Html?

Mum: No, english.


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