Anymore

Overheard at McDonald’s, Jones Avenue, Cebu City.

Lady: ‘Ing, unsaon mani nako oi? Dili nako ka apas ani’g submit karong 3:00 PM!

Gay: It’s not my problem anymore. It’s your problem anymore.


Nadunggan ni kiroy

Room Is For Rent

Sa Mabolo, Cebu City. Nov. 25, 2007 around 6:00 PM.

Dormetory


Nakit-an ni Carlo

Grabe nga comfort…

Sa usa ka shop sa Ayala Center Cebu:

Fell the comfort


Nakit-an ni wit

On The Phone

“Ingna lang ang driver nga ihatod ka dri sa brik center…brik ba…B-R-A-K-E, brik…”

Officemate, telephone conversation, Butuan City, 11.14.07, 2:15 P.M.


Nadunggan ni sassySPY

Sir, relax…

“Kung gusto mo makapasar, pagtuon mo ug maayo! Naa ra na ninyo! It yours!”

Instructor (gisapot kay gamay mig score), Advanced Math class


Nadunggan ni kkin

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