Guard station sa usa ka call center sa Cebu.

Usa ka trainer gikan Manila bag-o ra nakat-on ug Binisaya, apil mga pamalikas. Manghuwam unta siya ug key para sa cabinet pero nakalimot siya unsay Binisaya sa “susi”.

Trainer: Manong, pahulma ko’g yawa.

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Overheard at McDonald’s, Jones Avenue, Cebu City.

Lady: ‘Ing, unsaon mani nako oi? Dili nako ka apas ani’g submit karong 3:00 PM!

Gay: It’s not my problem anymore. It’s your problem anymore.

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Sa Mabolo, Cebu City. Nov. 25, 2007 around 6:00 PM.

Nakit-an ni Carlo

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Sa usa ka shop sa Ayala Center Cebu:

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“Ingna lang ang driver nga ihatod ka dri sa brik center…brik ba…B-R-A-K-E, brik…”

– Officemate, telephone conversation, Butuan City, 11.14.07, 2:15 P.M.

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“Kung gusto mo makapasar, pagtuon mo ug maayo! Naa ra na ninyo! It yours!”

– Instructor (gisapot kay gamay mig score), Advanced Math class

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November 25, 2007.

Harrison Plaza, Manila:

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