Sa may SM City Cebu. April 9, 2008. 5:00 PM.
Naabtan ko sa stop signal sa may intersection. Gituktok ko sa bintana ug bata.
Bata: Sir, ngayo ko ug piso para palit pan, sir.
Ako: Hala dong! Wa naman gyud koy sinsiyo diri oi. Kini nalang gyud. (Gitunol nako ang 25รยข)
Bata: Ay, piso lang, sir!
Ako: Wa na lagi gyud koy lain diri, dong. Sorry gyud.
Bata: Wa na diay kay kwarta, sir?
Ako: Wa na gyud lagi.
Bata: Aw, imoha nalang ni sir o. (Gibalik ang 25รยข)
32 Responses
lander
April 14th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
1maayo gani wala ka gilabay ug 25 cents. sa may sto. rosario, labayon ka kung piso imong ihatag.
zell
April 14th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
2maayo kay nakahuna-huna pud ang bata ba.. .
aninipot
April 14th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
3maypa ang bata kay dili tihik, hehehe…na hala! giinsulto na nuon siya sa bata. LOL
Himan
April 14th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
4Hahahahaha!
Medyo nauwaw ko ani…pero unsaon ta man gud…wa naman gyud koy laing sinsiyo atong panahona gud!
aninipot
April 14th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
5hahaha!!! na hala! kaw diay ning na sawing palad Himan?
sagdi na lang to oi! mao naman nay uso karon. mas datu pa man ang mga makililimos kaysa nato..hehehe…kana c lander pangutan-a na, suheto kaayo ana kay cge man suroy-suroy ang trabaho…hehehe…
Himan
April 14th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
6Hahahaha!
Mao lagi! Hayahay kaayo nig kinabuhi si Sir Leylander oi! Sige lang ug suroy unya sige lang ug kaon!
๐
kinovservant
April 17th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
7haaahahhaahha….
MapHacker
April 18th, 2008 at 4:22 am
8hahahah amawa aning bataa oi…
nakamata ko sa akong duty sa graveyard duh!
concern pa ning bataa ni hahahahha
akosikai
April 18th, 2008 at 10:58 am
9si himan, tihik?
yanyan2
April 20th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
10gi-kaluy.an nlng sa bata.. hahahah
PeArL
April 21st, 2008 at 9:49 pm
11waaahh!!!! kataw anan!! hehehe maau ning bataa bahh!!! maau paliwatan!! hahahaha
sosyal_na_koboy
April 25th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
12way 2.50??? ahahaha
jued keigh
April 27th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
13aww… ka-sweet gud sa bata. buotan jud. lawl. ๐
goddess_of_the_sea
April 28th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
14na mao na ni ron!hahahahha ๐
KEnichi
April 28th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
15hala! maninG2 ko…ahhehe…kuNg kami pani..anaUn juD nmung Bata na wala pa gai mi SwelDo…pangayuan nah!..ahehehe
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pretty_crazy
May 1st, 2008 at 12:52 am
16wahahahaha :))
pwde ang beggar maLuoy sa naghatag? karn pasadko ani dah!
ayaw
May 1st, 2008 at 9:47 am
17medyu demnding pud ang bata noh ๐
alds
May 11th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
18sosyal an bata, dili mudawat
mark lester
May 14th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
19joker ba kkaayo oi. lugar, dato nai tagaan sa pubre?
charot
May 27th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
20hla noh???
satsat
May 30th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
21hahahah! kah atay!
....
June 3rd, 2008 at 2:20 pm
22maau jud ang bata… good job!!
angel bragz
June 14th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
23hahaha.. chaonz…. nabale man hinuon…
lander
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:17 am
24ako gyud ni tripan ni Himan oi! LOL…
akoni
July 25th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
25mas dato pang bata kesa niya!haha
bluecheese
September 5th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
26hahahah bang! kaluoy pod tawn, giuli nalng ang 25 cents….. hahahha dah dah! amewa.. insultuha ah… pero kataw anan.. hehe
bayogon nga bakiki
October 14th, 2009 at 9:23 am
27naka-suway sad ko ani… udtong tutok, wala gyud koy sinsiyo… 400 ra ako kwarta, duha ka tag-200. pirti ra bang hugawa sa bata nya sip-onon pa jud. niduol nalang ko sa burger machine, ako gikuyog ang bata. gilibre nalang nako siya… nanga-on mi… pagka-human namo’g kaon, nangluspad ang bata. gisakitan sa tiyan kay nabusog kuno siya… gabii pa diay kuno sya walay kaon. paglakaw nako, ingon dayon siya “tank yo beri mats sir.” nya niburot ang sip-on
jesa
March 25th, 2010 at 3:59 pm
28whaaa….beggars cant be choosers!!! saunz..
ondoy
June 21st, 2010 at 9:33 pm
29hahaha, tnuod ni s2ryha?
luvspuff13
June 24th, 2010 at 7:13 pm
30luoya pd sa bata bai oh! ghatag n lmng niya ^^,
edz
November 8th, 2010 at 10:04 pm
31tama ang bata ๐
chenxhie
January 19th, 2011 at 6:30 pm
32ahhaha wat a nice boy…
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