Ang Among Idol!

Modern Cooking

“Ma’m, nalaminate na nako ang baboy.”

Helper


Nadunggan ni tez

Was couch surfing in Bangkok during the Songkran Festival and saw this shop somewhere in Siam.

Pokpok


Nakit-an ni Czaldy

Dislocate Me

College of Nursing sa usa ka respetadong university diri sa Cebu…

Nag orientation pag first day.

Dean: We planned to have the renovation pagka-summer, since wala na dayon, don’t be shocked if you will be dislocated to other rooms.

Student 1: (Nihunghong sa tupad) Dislocated?

Student 2: Nursing baya ta.


Nadunggan ni ishnowpleyk

Donut, Bai!

Mga chicks sa jeep para Mandaue City…

Girl 1: Lami ang donut, noh? As in, lami jud!

Girl 2: Lagi…pero di jud ko ganahan ug donut na ang toppings kay naa sa ilalom.

Girl 1: Mao jud.


Nadunggan ni count

Hi Beb

While nangita mi ug resort sa The Island Garden City of Samal…

Bebjuki


Nakit-an ni tyger

Paminaw Gud, Sir!

April 26, 2008, 7:34 PM. Talamban, Cebu City.

Me: Bai, naa lagi leak ang elbow sa tubo nga gitaod.

Plumber from MCWD: Factory effect na, sir.

Me: Factory defect siguro na, bai.

Plumber: Dili, sir, factory effect gyud na cya.


Nadunggan ni rhudell

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