Seatbelts, please.

Mintras naglingaw-lingaw sa beach, nangita mi ug makaon kay gigutom mi…

siomai brake!


Nakit-an ni Mekile

Third Rock from the Sun

While nag-help ko sa homework sa akong 6-year-old cousin on the Solar System, nagtan-aw among helper…

Me: Unsa nga planet ang nearest sa Earth?

Cousin: Hmmm…Mars?

Me: Wow, very good! Unsa man ang next sa Mercury?

Cousin: Don’t know, kuya.

Me: (Looking at our helper) Ngee! Wala sya kabalo, ya.

Yaya: Kuan…dili ba Watson, dong?


Nadunggan ni trunxy

Aw! Backjob!

Wa Mahuman!


Nakit-an ni Ringo

Eh?

February 27, 2011. 5:00 PM.
Kawayan Marine.
Punta Engaño, Mactan, Cebu.

Eh?


Nakit-an ni Khenn

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