September 25, 2007. 11:30 AM.

At the school canteen:

Me: Te, usa ka chicken with rice…paa lang ako te ha.

Miga: Te, ako sad, mag chicken with rice. Nya, pun-i lang ug duha ka siomai with wings.

Me: Ha?! Siomai with wings?

Miga: Ay sorry! Sorry te, na bulol ko. Chicken with wings ako and rice nya duha ka siomai, te. That’s all.

Nadunggan ni gee ai jo

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November 3, 2007. 8:00 PM.

Talamban, Cebu City.

Taxi driver: Asa ta agi ‘day?

Girl: Left turn lang sa left ‘noy.

Nadunggan ni chutaming

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Nakakita mi’g dance troupe nga naay triplets nanayaw.

Guy1: Bai kita naka nila?

Guy2: Mura’g sila man na, kanang naa sa luyo.

Guy1: Hala o! Sila jud!

Guy2: Ang tulo ka twins! Ang tulo ka twins!

Nadunggan ni J

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Cinema 4, Waltermart Makati, 28 October sa hapon.

Duha ka laki sa atubangan nag istorya parte sa salida:

Guy1: Dugay na siguro na sila wa’y sex no?

Guy2: Mao jud. Mura kita duha.

Nadunggan ni estan

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While me,my mom and my boyfriend were having lunch…

Mum: So dong, we were having this slideshow contest…blah…blah…(telling my bf about the computer contest that she participated)

BF (Com-Sci Student): So tita, unsa’y computer language gi-gamit? Java? Html?

Mum: No, english.

Nadunggan ni nymspacewales

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Naa mi sa gawas sa USC exit kay nangaligsan ug motor.

Friend: (Naghilak) Tawagi ako papa ‘day beh.

*Gihatag iyang cellphone ug akong gi-dial iyang papa*

Friend: Wala man nay load!

Nadunggan ni zanisa

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Preparing for dinner, si Mama naa sa kusina, among helper ug manghod naa sa sala.

Mama: Unsa’y salida ‘day?

Katabang: Kuan, “es-mall veeli”.

Manghod: Dili oi, Small Village tingali.

Nadunggan ni pastilan

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