September 2007.
During our Physics class.
Classmate: Bay, pahulma ra gud ko sa imong jettic.
Ako: Jettic? Unsa na?
Classmate: Jettic bah, wala ka kaila’g jettic? Kana gud!
*Points at my G-Tech*
Ako: (Para dili siya malain) Ah, JETTIC! Dara oh.
Nadunggan ni Rankine N.
October 15, 2007 at around 1:30 AM.
Sa usa ka call center sa Cebu. Night shift ko and wala koy tarong nga tulog.
Troubleshooting with a customer…
Ako: Sir, I need you to turn off your computer and modem.
*After a few minutes*
Customer: Okay, it’s already off.
Ako: Okay, now I need you to click next to continue.
Customer: DO WHAT!?!?!?
Nadunggan ni bry
In our office:
*Dialing a house landline of an officer who was absent*
Ako: Hello, Sir Jarren, naa si Ma’am LingLing?
Sir Jarren: Uy, wa ra ba diri. Ngano man ‘ta?
Ako: Naa unta’y nanawag. Aw, puwede akong kuhaon iyang cell no., kay daan man ni nga no. ang dia nako. Ako unta siyang tawgan.
Sir Jarren: O, puwede. Aw, taym pa, wa ra ba koy load, di nako matan-aw.
Nadunggan ni ManangUray
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