Barkada nag-storya mahitungod sa SK.
Amigo1: Sus bay, dapat gyud naa tay SK para makita nga naa say tarong nga batan-on ba, nga dili ra ta puros adik-adik.
Amigo2: Mao jud, bay. The people should not frighten the youth. Dili dapat kahadlukan ang mga batan-on.
Nadunggan ni tez
Sa Ayala Center, Oct. 10, 2007, 6:00 PM.
Nag-date ang Amerkano kuyog iyang uyab nga Bisaya.
Order sila’g pagkaon…
Girl: Honey, I dare you to eat that! (nitudlo sa ginabot)
Amerkano: What’s that?
Girl: That’s what you call ginabot.
Amerkano: What’s ginabot?
Girl (naglibog unsay english sa bituka): Uhm…that’s the…oh yeah! That’s the interestine of the pig!
Nadunggan ni Rey
“Di jud na niya ipalaglag ang bata uy, wa gud nay sala. Unya in the long way run, ma-karma ra jud na siya.”
– Caller, Dear Papa Joe, October 9, 2007, 3:00 PM
Nadunggan ni Cecille Anne
A Lady while waiting in line for the elevator.
Girl1: Unsa mani oi!!?? Ka-taas bah sa linya sa elevator.
Girl2: Mao lagi dugay jud kaayo.
Girl1: Pagka-beetchhh!!!
Nadunggan ni _chedAnG_
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Note: Hangyo mi gamay, guys. KuNg mAhiMo uNta, mAs mAaYo KuNg diLi inG-aNi pAgKaSuWaT aNg iNyoHaNg SuBmISsiOn. kAy mEDyO hAssLE i-EdIt. Okay ra kaayo mi nga simple lang. Wa man kaha nag-ungot-ungot inyong Shift key? Hehehe Ok ra? Salamat!
Sa among CE Lab, September 24, 2007, 11:30 AM.
Mag-klase na unta mi kay naabot na among sir. Natingala siya kay gamay lang mi.
Teacher: Oh! Where are the other mammals?!
Classmate: Sir! Nanglakaw na sila!
Teacher: Hah?! Where did they go?!?
Classmate: They went go home sir!
Nadunggan ni the one
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