Stick!

September 30, 2007.

Sa usa ka restaurant sa Alcoy, Cebu.

Waitress: Good afternoon, ma’m. Unsa inyo order? (Apil hatag ug menu)

Customer: Naa mo cheese stick miss?

Waitress: Unsa to, ma’m?

Customer: Cheese stick.

Waitress: Ay, kani ra available namo ma’m (iya gitudlo ang naa sa menu)…

T-bone Steak
Angus Beef Steak


Nadunggan ni alias

The Tour

October 2, 2007. Computer lab sa USC-TC…

Nag-meeting mi together with our adviser about sa among Batch Ed Tour. Nangutana dayon amo president…

President: Unya Sir, subjectable to change na ang prices?


Nadunggan ni chocoholic

Ang Batang Dako’g Dunggan

Tubod Flowing Waters, Minglanilla, Cebu

Guy: Ataya bai! Nasudlan ug swimming pool ako dunggan!


Nadunggan ni nanchoi

Double Degree!?

September 29, 2007.

3:00 PM diri sa France. 9:00 PM sa Philippines.

Nag-talk mi sa akong papa through Yahoo Messenger about sa course nga kuhaon sa akong manghud.

Ako: Pa, unsa may maayo nga kurso kuhaaon ni Arnel? Architect kaha noh kay hilig man niya?

Papa: Unsa kahay maayo ‘day Nursegiver? Kay 6 months raman kuno na nya larga dayon.


Nadunggan ni marichu

Text Na!

“Ok, wanted textmate kuno, 18-25 yrs old. Kanang boy nga gwapa.”

DJ, i FM, September 27, 2007, 10:30PM


Nadunggan ni Lex

My Way

“Class, this is a standard triangular bandage used by ERUF, they wouldn’t give this to me during my training…so I stole it.”

Clinical Instructor, during a class in Emergency Nursing at **U


Nadunggan ni Anthony

Seduce Me

September 26, 2007. 8:30 PM.

09F nga jeep.

Duha ka babaye, nakakita sa billboard sa Zaido.

B1: Ganahan jud ko ni Dennis.

B2: Ako sad.

B1: Tan-awa gud o…gwapo kaayo.

B2: Lagi, seducive jud.


Nadunggan ni jued keigh

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