Practice sa sayaw sa team Mighty Mayors para sa 107th Civil Service Culminating Program.
Trainor: kinahanglan jud ta mag counting para sa last nga step
*nag linya na mga dancers*
Trainor: Ok! Five, Six, Seven, Et!
Nadunggan ni tamousht
Bag-o ra gyud nahuman amo nesting period and 1st day para mag live calls mi. Ang kaatbang nako kay kugihan kau mudawat ug call and way hadluk2x…
Agent: May I please ask who I am speaking with?
*hilom ang agent kay naminaw sa sulti sa customer*
Agent: Sir, is that John Bell? That’s J for junior, O for Oscar, H for Henry, N for Nancy, B for boy, E for echo, L for elephant, L for elephant, is that correct?
*gi-mute ang call master, gitang-tang ang headset nya nilakaw…nangita’g supervisor dayon*
Nadunggan ni sharks
Mandaue District Hospital.
UV nursing students with their CI talking…nag-lalis kung unsa’y nindot nga TV station.
Student1: Nindot jud GMA oi kay kataw-anan jud!
Student2: ABS-CBN lagi mas nindot!
CI: In fairness lang sa GMA ha, nindot sila ug side effects…
Nadunggan ni cuzin dear
Gikasab-an ko sa ako boss karon (September 18, 2007).
Boss: Why are you wearing jeans? I told you Friday we have clients from overseas.
Mary Ann: I will go home and change.
Boss: No, you can’t go home. You are too far!
Mary Ann: Okay, I will just take off my pants!
Nadunggan ni Mary Ann
Usa ka True or False na exam sa usa ka exclusive school sa Cebu.
Bag-o nag sugod ang test, nagsabot-sabot na.
Girl 1: Hoi! Kung true kanta ug “Itsumo” ha? Unya kung false, kanta ug “Where is the Love” ha?
Nadunggan ni sheeebalbah
Waiting in line at Chinese Ngohiong near USC, 17 August 2007, 6:30 PM.
Student 1: Daghanang lyrics nga naay born, noh?
Student 2: O, parehas anang “Born free…as free as the wind blows…”
Student 3: “Born to be waaaaild…”
Student 4 (girl): Naa pa gyud…”I want you to born…born for me baby!”
Nadunggan ni kiroy
Mandaue City Health Center.
While attending a seminar as a requirement to get a marriage license…
Facilitator: Ok, mangutana sa ko ani nga question, usa nato sugdan ang tanan. Ngano mosulod man mo sa kaminyuon?
Participant1: Kay amo mang ipakita among paghigugma-ay.
Facilitator: Unsa pa may laing rason ngano magminyo man gyud mo?
Participant2: Kay curious lang.
Nadunggan ni mominator & daddynator
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