Callcenter, Cybermall, Eastwood City, Libis, QC – September 2, 2007, 1:28 AM:

Agent to customer: We need to replace the part. You know, replace, from the word “replacement.”

Nadunggan ni Teroy

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Ukay-ukay store. Aug 1, 2007. Around 12 noon:

Customer: Te, naa mo’y tag duha 100?

Ate: Wala lagi. Lahi man nang sa uban kay dili mana imported. Amoa imported man ni.

Customer: Asa diay gikan ilang mga “ukay”?

Ate: China.

Nadunggan ni Plue

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Sa usa ka office sa Jakarta, Indonesia:

Boss: I bring you “Polvoron”‘ from the Philippines.

Gibasa ni secretary ang packaging sa polvoron…

Secretary: Sorry Ms., I don’t eat pig.

Kay PINIPIG flavor diay ang gidala ni Boss

Nadunggan ni Juice

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Ateneo de Davao, July 2007, 11:27 A.M.

Sa Theology class:

Ma’am Theo: …then God sent His only Bigatin Son.

Nadunggan ni rella

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9/2/07. 8:30 PM.

Among silingan nga nagpahinumdom sa iyang mama bahin sa iyang requirements sa eskwelahan:

Dodong: Ma, ayaw kalimti akong birth ha!?

Nadunggan ni ts0ogy

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Sa usa ka bar. Kauban sa akong amigo nga British. Niduol ang usa ka babay.

Girl: Hi. Pirmi ka diri?

Brit Boy: I’m sorry, I can’t understand you.

Girl: Oh, so you’re from British?

Nadunggan ni tez

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“Arson…plays on the radio…”

– Lalake, CNU Kiosk

Nadunggan ni butabuts

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