Feel

Usa ka gabii:

Girl: Tara na! Adto ta jollibee…

Girl2: Ayyy. I don’t feel like going to jollibee…

Girl3: No! You must feel it.


Nadunggan ni kimari

The Induction

City Central Night High School.

August 25, 2007.

Induction of PTCA Officers.

Emcee: Please help me welcome the late PTCA President for his inspirational message.


Nadunggan ni SERENA

The Opening Prayer

USC-PE Class:

Teacher: Ok class, everybody stand up for the prayer. Elyn lead the prayer.

Elyn: Ha, ako Ma’am?

Teacher: Yes, you stay here in front.

Elyn: Atubangan jud Ma’am? Simultaneous Ma’am?


Nadunggan ni LORESA

Bitaw!?!?

Sa Pribadong Tungha-an:

(Grade two student ni visit sa Principal’s Office)

Student: Good Afternoon, Mrs. Principal.

Principal: Yes, good afternoon, how may i help you?

Student: Well, I’m here to ask you a question.

Principal: What is that?

Student: Why is your office air conditioned and our classroom is not?


Nadunggan ni weng

Abtik Bai!

Callcenter sa IT Park.

Agent: It’s Y for Yankee.

Customer: (Nga buangon) What is a Yankee?

Agent: Uhmmm… Uhmmm… (Mute button) Bai, unsa nang Yankee?

(Sa dihang way motubag kay busy tanan nagtake ug calls)

Agent: (Confident pagka-istorya) A Yankee is a goat!

Customer: What?! It’s a goat?

Agent: Yes. Here in the Philippines, it is a breed of goat.


Nadunggan ni Teroy

Kamo Diay?

New Larsian, 21 August 2007, 8:43 PM

Nisud mi sa larsian. Mga tindero og tindera nagkagubot.

Tindera: Dai, Sir…Ari lang ta! Malingaw mo! KAMO RAY TAW DIRI!


Nadunggan ni tabbie

You Asked For It!

Callcenter sa IT Park. Ang customer nasuko na sa agent.

Customer: Let me speak to your supervisor.

Agent: Just stay on the line and I’ll be connecting you to somebody who could address your concern.

Customer: Don’t connect me to just a somebody. I want a supervisor!

Agent: Lagi!


Nadunggan ni Tiroy

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