Sa balay, last week.
Nagsabot mi sa akong helper para sa surprise birthday party sa akong anak. Sa dihang nangulit ang bata sa iya, naka tug-an siya sa among plano sa iyang birthday. Ako gipangutana ang helper nganu nagsulti siya.
Helper: Sorry mam, wala jud tuyu-a. Na-SPLIT of the tongue man to.
Nadunggan ni rebecca
July 15, 2007, 9:59pm, Uytengsu St., Cebu City.
Sa among gipuy-an na apartment, while nagpaabot mahuman gamit ug computer akong mga cousins:
Manghud: Ate, asa dapit ng underSQUARE dri sa keyboard?
Ate: Unsa na underSQUARE gud?
Manghud: Kanang murag line gud…
Nadunggan ni FeelingCebuana
Kaniadtong high school pa ko, sa amo eskwelahan sa Mindanao, tuig 1996, Automotive subject…
Maestro: Ok class…this is a hammer. (gi-isa ang martilyo)
Classmate:: Sir, imuha na, sir?
Maestro: No. This is not mine. This is THE SCHOOL.
Nadunggan ni paksit
Master’s bedroom in our house, Jakarta, Indonesia, July 17, 2007, 8pm.
My family and I were praying the rosary (we don’t usually do this coz we’re not super religious but just started to implement it) and it was my Dad’s turn to read the mystery.
Mom: Basaha ang pifth sorrowpul mystery (gives my dad the prayer book)
Dad: The 5th Sorrowful Mystery is the Crucipication of Jesus
Mom: Buang, crucifixion oi!
Dad: Bahala na. Our Father…
Nadunggan ni Juice
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