Here Come the One Liners #2!

Jul 12

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Teacher: Our coverage for the exams will be from bank statement to peeroll.

Nadunggan ni incompetent imbecile

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Here Come the One Liners!

Jul 12

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Estudyante: Sister, borikat! Sister, borikat!

– Student trying to buy Pan Borikat. Catholic High School (run by nuns), Pardo, Cebu City.

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Laundry Drama

Jul 12

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Irate mother to daughter about the laundry process…

Inahan: Before you laba it, you must humol usa it!

Anak: Ha?!

Nadunggan ni karmasutra

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I Have The Power!

Jul 09

Posted by Himan as Nadunggan

Bo’s Coffee Shop.

Two girls talking about going to the gym:

Girl1: Naa na man koy bag-o nga exercise regime!

Girl2: Bitaw? Asa ka nagpabuhat sa imong exercise regime?

Nadunggan ni MoXie

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Vital Stats

Jul 08

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ASMC La Salle, Lutopan, Toledo City, Cebu:

One of my batchmates in high school announcing…

Girl: All students of IV-(name of class here), please proceed to the clinic right now for your height and WHITE measurements.

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Numbers Game

Jul 08

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Three hot girls riding a 13C jeepney from Talamban to Ayala, Cebu City:

Girl1: Dai, pila gani ang 6 times 3?

Girl2: 16 dai.

Girl1: Sakto bah?

Girl3: O oi.

Nadunggan ni ryann

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Room 4 Rent

Jul 06

Posted by Himan as Nadunggan

Duha ka lalake, nagstorya:

Guy1: Jun, di madala og P1,000 ang room oi! Dako man gud!

Guy2: P1,000 lang gud! Pagamyi lang ang room.

Nadunggan ni DeathKn|ght

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