While studying in a coffee shop, a group of students were chattering in English:

Student: (handing her digital camera to fellow student): Hey, can you picture us?

Nadunggan ni dee

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I and my classmate were talking…panahon sa Eragon nga movie…

Classmate: Bai, unsay bag-ong gawas nga movies run?

Me: Ambot wa ko kabaw.

Classmate: Aw. Bai, kita na ka anang “Griffin En Dragon”?

Me: Pagsure ui!

Nadunggan ni kentoy

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Delivery Room, sa usa ka hospital:

Anesthesiologist: Ma-hands up pa nimu imung tiil Ma’am?

Nadunggan ni marieee

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R.O.T.C. Formation, University of San Carlos Talamban Campus, circa 1997.

Lieutenant: If you will not hair cut, I will hair cut you!

Nahinumduman ni Engr. 3in1

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Mga High School gatan-aw ug “Troy”

*Ni-gawas na si Brad Pitt*

Teenager: Hala uy, gwapo kaayo si TROY!

Nadunggan ni Lune

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Duha ka 4 year old nga lalake nakig-storya sa ilang lola.

Boy 1: Lola, inig big nako magwork ko unya i-buy tika ug gift.

Boy 2: Inig big nako mag-smoke ko ug mag-drink ug beer.

Nadunggan ni uzi

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Samtang nag-sakay ko sa jeepney, naa koy nakasakay duha ka freshies sa usa ka university na puro babae…

Girl1: (Nanawag samtang nagtanaw sa pikas sakyanan) Girl..girl..tan-awa sa pikas sakyanan, naa imong tiyo.

Girl2: Asa bah?…

Girl1: Kana gud, kanang naa sa luyo..

Girl2: (Pina buhakhak ug katawa dala hapak sa bag) Dili na nako tiyo oi…ako nang uncle!

Nadunggan ni g0th

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